It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master.
An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either.
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece
The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power!
A place where divorce comes before marriage
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.
A book which people praise, but never read.
A curve that can set
a lot of things straight!
A place where you can relax
after your strenuous home life.
The only time when some married men
ever get to open their mouth.
A sign to make others believe that you know
more than you actually do.
Individuals who can do nothing individually
and sit to decide that nothing can be done
The name men give to their Mistakes!
An invention to bring an end to all inventions.
A fool who torments himself during life,
to be spoken of when dead.
A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way
that you actually look forward to the trip.
A person who starts taking bath if he
accidentally falls into a river.
A person who while falling from EIFFEL TOWER
says in midway "SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"
A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO,
Instead of the first letter in OPPORTUNITY.
A person who lives poor so that
he can die RICH!
A banker provided by nature.
A guy no different from the other,
unless he gets caught.
Someone who is early when you are late
and late when you are early.
One who shakes your hand before elections
and your Confidence Later.
A person who kills your ills by pills,
and kills you
by his bills!
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper,
with fire at one end
and a fool at the other!